Who wants to play me?
The big news out of the Berlin Film Festival seems to be that Billy Bob Thornton is making a new movie — about ex Angelina Jolie. Ruh-roh.
The film, And Then We Drove, will chronicle a man on a road trip after he picks up a girl along the way. We have absolutely no idea how this is about Jolie, but that is what Variety says so we will believe them.
So, in the spirit of cinema, let’s take a look at five actresses who could play the Oscar winner and sexual icon. You know, before Lindsay Lohan starts making an aggressive push for the part.
- Amber Heard — She has the whole sexy thing down and she is an amazing young actress. Furthermore, at 25-years-old, she is at pretty much exactly the same age Angie was when she began her relationship with Billy.
- Ashley Greene — The Twilight beauty needs a new role and bears a fairly strong resemblance to Angelina if those lips were just plumped a little. Even better, she can bring in a younger audience who may not know who Billy Bob or, quite possibly, Angelina even are.
- Jennifer Carpenter — She may be a little old for the role at 32, but this actress is amazing on Dexter and should Billy Bob be starring in the film we feel like these two would have amazing chemistry. Let’s get Jennifer more work guys.
- Jessica Chastain — If Billy gets into a bind we are pretty sure that if he asks Jessica she is obligated to say yes. The woman in incapable of turning down film roles, so she can throw on a black wig and up the number of films she is doing this year to somewhere around 78.
- Jennifer Aniston — Sorry, we couldn’t resist…
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