Thinner, faster, and stronger than anything before it – no, RuPaul hasn’t gotten super powers it’s the new iPhone 5 and it’s going to change you’re freakin’ life. Okay, well, if you have a few hundred bucks and a love of all things Apple, perhaps it will, but the new iPhone looks like it has some super new sexy features, and some crappy components as well.
It’s the thinnest smart phone, ever- That’s right hunties, just in time for fashion week the iPhone 5 is a skinny bitch.
Bigger screen – The screen is now 4 inches (doesn’t sound all that big to us, but some may be impressed) and has display capabilities that will make you feel like the people who you chat with on Facetime are sitting in your lap.
Facetime, anytime – No need to wait for a wifi hotspot, you can now talk face to face on the go with 3G enabled Facetime app that comes pre-loaded.
Social Shutter-fly- The camera has panoramic capabilities so you can go to the grand canyon, take a sickening photo, and then post it on Twitter AND Facebook to show your friends how much you love giant holes.
Surround Sound – Three speakers are supposed to be the best that you can get. Also no more earbuds, you’re getting ear pods with your iPhone 5 and you’ll be able to hear every little sound you ever wanted to – even phone calls thanks to a feature that promises high fidelity sound.
Google’s Gone – While you can still download Google apps, you won’t have YouTube or Google Maps pre-loaded on the iPhone5. This new iPhone has it’s own Apple map powered by TomTom. This means your walk of shame is no longer going to be traced on the map – it’s all about the driving directions. Sorry city dwellers, this also means no subway directions.
Too Good to be True?
Battery Power, It’s gonna last forever…- The iPhone 5 will run longer, boasting 225 hours of standby power. This means you shouldn’t have to have a power cord for home and work, which is also good because it’s a new power cord.
That’s the scoop on the iPhone 5. After the Apple presentation, the Foo Fighters came out and played, so this apparently means Apple and the Foo Fighters decided to celebrate the fabulous new phone, by holding hands and jumping the shark together.
Yay musical shilling!