Oh, Mary!

As entertainment editor of Dazed Beauty, Aquaria worships at the altar of subtle drama with a new makeup tutorial for a weeping Virgin Mary look, complete with hot glue tear dribbles.

"This holiday season she ain’t no virgin no more," jokes the 22-year-old RuPaul's Drag Race winner, stunting pretty to the sound of devout Catholics clutching their rosaries.

"Now, this isn’t an exact recreation of the Virgin Mary’s makeup," Aquaria explains. "I don’t remember what products she used when she was giving birth to the baby Jesus, but hopefully it was something kinda sorta similar to this, so it can be relatable."

"I love wearing this look to strut down the streets of Bethlehem," the New York City queen continues, "looking for the fiercest hotel to stay at."

"This week on TLC’s I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant," writes Aquaria on Instagram, noting the "Pierre et Gilles meets Baz Luhrmann" inspirations for her blessedly beat face. "Tons of metallics and shimmer and corny jokes!"

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