Logo's Big Gay Sketch Show is gearing up for another season. And since you're pretty damn funny yourself (Shut up! You ARE!) now's your chance to cash in!
It seems the brilliant gay comedy powers-that-be at Logo are allowing funny gays (and straights — it's all equal) to get in the running to try out to join the cast of The Big Gay Sketch Show. At BigGayCasting.com you can create a hilarious profile, submit side-splitting photos and upload staggering funny videos (You're loved on YouTube! Make it worth something!) and create OMG-pee-your-pants blogposts showing off your comic sass! And if you're good (or if you get all your friends to vote for you), you'll get to move to the front of the line when the show's producers gather to fill an open cast slot on the show.
Come on! You know you're dying to auditon for Rosie O'Donnell, hang with Jonny McGovern and make millions of humor-starved homos laugh 'til their faces are completely gayed out. Chances are you'll submit a profile and some video, everyone will vote for you, you'll get to try out and totally get cast, and then you'll do a season on the show, and end up in a crazy-popular FunnyOrDie clip online. Then you'll ditch cable and move on to Saturday Night Live, create some sick and twisted "Weekend Update" moments, get cast as a sidekick in a Will Farrell/Judd Apatow flick, and then before you know it, you're dating Neil Patrick Harris or Shane from The L Word (or both of them) and totally not taking anyone's calls anymore. Because you don't have to. Because you're famous. And really gay. And really f*cking funny! Man, it's like… Even Ellen is pissed at you. And she likes everybody. Christ… What happened to you???
You've got 40 days before the voting closes for the first round. Hedda Lettuce is in the running. So's Ian Harvie. And cute Edison Apple. Don't let them school you!
Here's a bit to inspire you from hopeful (and already pretty fab) comic, Scott Ryan!
Can you do that?
