Rapidly rising pop chanteuse Ariana Grande quit Catholicism and joined Madonna-approved Kabbalah after her gay brother, Big Brother pimp Frankie Grande, was rejected by the Church.

"I adored and worshipped my brother, Frankie, as a little girl – everything he did was cool," Grande said in an interview with  The Telegraph. The 21-year-old was raised Catholic but she began questioning her faith out of her love for Frankie.

"When my brother was told that God didn’t love him I was like, 'OK, that’s not cool.' They were building a Kabbalah centre in Florida so we both checked it out and really had a connection with it."

Last year, Ariana explained that another man in her life inspired her change to Kabbalah: Spongebob.

"[The church] said Spongebob Squarepants is gay and he’s a sinner and he should burn in hell. And Harry Potter was a sin. And working women. I was like 'Enough! First the gays, then Spongebob and now Harry Potter? Get out my house!'" Grande said, presumably, with a flick of her ponytail. " I was not having it. And the working woman thing? It was a moment for me. I needed something else to believe in."

So if you're going to believe in anything, why not believe in the Madonna?