Ask the Flying Monkey (November 18, 2008)
Q: Okay, Monkey Man,
the tent scene in Brokeback Mountain…it
was hot, but, uh, not exactly realistic, if you know what I mean. So that got
me wondering, since you kind of have to be gay to know how gay sex is really
done, how do non-gay actors and movie directors do gay sex on screen? Do they
hire a consultant? No, seriously, I want to know! – Jared, Bloomington,
IN
A: The Flying Monkey knows exactly what you mean, and not just about Brokeback Mountain (2005).
Then again, heterosexual love scenes in movies aren’t very realistic either (or
so the Monkey has heard — this may be the one thing that the Monkey doesn’t know).
But what of Brokeback’s
infamous tent scene?
“We didn't hire
anyone,” producer James Schamus tells the Monkey, “but [director] Ang [Lee] is
not shy about his research on everything, from what kind of jeans shepherds
wore back then to what the sex would be. I know he just talked to a lot of his
friends and a lot of folks he met along the way until he was satisfied.”
Schamus is now
co-president at Focus Features, which produced Milk (2008), a
movie that also includes its share of gay sex. Of this film, Schamus says, “I
wasn't actually involved in day to day of Milk,
but I have a feeling [director] Gus [Van Sant, who is gay] didn't need to hire
a consultant!”
Milk director Gus van Sant (left)
Q: Is
there a case where gay actors and/or crew fell in love during the filming of a
movie/TV show, like Brangelina? – Andie, NY
A: No doubt the actual number of such same-sex couplings is legion, but actors are
notoriously circumspect about on-set romances — gay and bi actors even more so.
Still, Sal Mineo reportedly had an affair with director Nicholas Ray on the set of Rebel Without a Cause. Raymond Burr met Robert Benevides, his partner
of more than 35 years, when they were both actors on the set of Perry Mason.
Sal Mineo (left) and Nicholas Ray
Stephen Sondheim and
Anthony Perkins didn’t fall in love while working on The Last of Sheila (1973), which Sondheim wrote and Perkins starred in, but they were a couple.
Anthony Perkins (left) and Stephen Sondheim
And Cary Grant was “roommates” with Randolph Scott when they made My Favorite Wife (1940), but — assuming they were a romantic couple
— they too were together even before the movie.
Randolph Scott (left) and Cary Grant
Next page! Maupin tells more Tales, and Hitchcock Psycho-analyzed for gay tendencies.
Then, of course, there is the case of Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles, who met on the set of Supernatural (2005) and have
been hot-and-heavy ever since…IN THE FLYING MONKEY’S DREAMS!
Jensen Ackles (left) and Jared Padalecki
Q: I was happy, but not
surprised to see that Tales of the City
topped your recent 50 Greatest Gay Books poll. I recall reading that Maupin is
at work on an eighth book in the series. True? – Robert, Miami Beach, FL
A: “I’m at work on another one
right now,” Maupin tells the Monkey. “It’s called Mary Ann in Autumn. It’s our girl at 58, trying to reinvent her
life. It’s the old format of the multi-character tapestry [like the first six books, not the last one, Michael Tolliver
Lives]. There’s very little that I need to say that I can’t say through these characters. And I think people need continuity right now.”
Maupin is also delighted that Tales
is about to become a Broadway musical, with a book by Jeff Whitty (Avenue Q) and music and lyrics by Jake
Shears of Scissor Sisters. The show, which covers the first book and the Nevada brothel part of the second book, should be ready
in time for the 2009-2010 Broadway season, hopefully with a pre-Broadway San Francisco debut.
Alas, there are currently no plans for another Tales TV movie, not even a stand-alone version of last year’s Michael Tolliver Lives, which is just
begging for an adaptation.
When can we expect to see Mary
Ann in Autumn? “Oh, God, I have no idea!” the author says. “I just
started.”
Armistead Maupin
Q: Was Alfred Hitchcock gay? – Daniel, Newark, NJ
A: That’s one theory, put forth by Hitchcock biographer Donald Spoto in
his 1983 book The Dark Side of Genius: The
Life of Alfred Hitchcock. But before you accuse Spoto’s title of being
homophobic, the author is really arguing that Hitchcock was a repressed homosexual whose
unacknowledged sexual orientation caused
him to treat the women in his life, personal and professional, in really nasty,
sadistic ways. (In his latest Hitchcock biography, 2008’s Spellbound by Beauty: Alfred Hitchcock and his Leading Ladies,
Spoto claims that the director had sex with his wife only once in 54 years of
marriage, a union that resulted in their daughter.)
So is Spoto right? There are plenty who say no, but the Monkey can’t
resist joining Spoto in giving into the temptation to psychoanalyze the
director from his films. So what do they tell us?
First, Hitchcock loved strong female characters, especially blonds. But did he love them like a gay guy might love Jane Fonda in Barbarella (1968),
or like John Derek loved Bo in Tarzan,
the Ape Man (1981)?
Hitchcock also made a point to frequently include coded-gay characters in
movies like Strangers on a Train (1951), Rope (1948), and North by Northwest (1959) — though, befitting the theory that Hitchcock was a closet case,
they were always the villains, and often repressed and tortured by unattainable
love. True, Hitchcock wasn’t the credited screenwriter on any of his films, but
he was deeply involved in all aspects of their production, including the ways
the actors played these characters, who weren’t necessarily spelled out as gay
in the scripts.
And let’s not get started on the mother of all “mother” movies, Psycho (1960), okay?
Alfred Hitchcock
Was Hitchcock gay? It’s fascinating to speculate, but even the Monkey
doesn’t know for sure!
Next page! Latino TV characters, and the California Musical Theater's Prop 8 PR nightmare.
Q: Am I wrong in thinking there
is a woeful lack of out gay Latino characters on television? – Roberto, Dallas, TX
A: You are seriously not
wrong. There’s Oscar Nuñez’ Oscar, a supporting character on The Office (NBC), Justin Suarez (Mark
Indelicato) on Ugly Betty (who has been obliquely confirmed as being gay, but it’s never come up on the show) and Wilson Cruz’ Evan on Rick and Steve, the Happiest Gay Couple in All the World, who is a
puppet. Cruz also had a very small part
on TNT’s recently concluded Raising the
Bar. And…that’s it.
Clockwise from top left: Wilson Cruz, Oscar Nuñez, Mark Indelicato
Pathetic. Then again, there are still way too few straight Latino
characters on TV as well.
Q:
Oh Flying Monkey…font of endless wisdom, I have a question that I’m sure only
YOU can answer. Actually I’m a bit embarrassed to have to ask, but as a
HUGE fan of AfterElton.com, I am constantly seeing the term IMHO and I’m
ashamed to admit…I have no idea what it means, or what it could stand
for. Please enlighten me. -- Brian, North Hollywood,
CA
A: Remember how in high school your teacher used to say,
“There are no stupid questions”? And you’d think to yourself, “What a great
thing for a teacher to say!” Because it’s true — how could there be a stupid question in the pursuit of knowledge? But
then came that day when your one decent high school teacher, your philosophy
instructor, gave that amazing lecture on whether or not humans possess free
will, and when she was done and you were breathless with the magnitude of it
all, there was that pause before the slack-jawed twit in flip-flops in the
third row raised her hand and asked dully, “Is this going to be on the test?”
And it was all you could do not to track her down her after
class, strangle her, and push her worthless, precious-resource-wasting corpse
into a locker?
Brian, you learned that day that there are stupid questions, waaaay too many of them.
Fortunately, yours isn’t one of them. Slang and
abbreviations have a way of becoming “common knowledge” before everyone is
quite in the know. For years, the Monkey himself didn’t know what “M.R.S.
degree” meant. Or “kitty corner.” Or — and this one is embarrassing to admit —
“French kissing.” Speaking of which, for years the Monkey thought that “fringe
benefits” were “French benefits.” A dental package? Ooh-la-la!
To make a long story short Brian, IMHO stands for “In My
Humble Opinion.”
Q:
Scott Eckern, the artistic director of
the California Musical Theater, gave a thousand dollars to the Yes on
Proposition 8 campaign. Do you think he should be fired? – Aaron, Sacramento, CA
Scott Eckern, artistic director of the California Musical Theater
A: As you probably know by now, Aaron, since you wrote your question, Mr. Eckern has resigned his position.
Truthfully? The Flying Monkey can’t quite fathom how a
person could work in the theater, literally surrounded by GLBT artists, and
then, on his personal time, work to undermine the Constitutional rights of
those same people. Has he never attended any of the plays his theater has put
on — 99 percent of which argue that love is love, and that people should be
judged as individuals?
But if he hadn't resigned, should he have been fired? Absolutely not. As noxious
as they are, these are this man’s personal religious and political beliefs, and
the Monkey doesn’t believe in blacklists or firings for political or religious
reasons. If the McCarthy period taught
us anything, it’s that a person’s artistic work should be judged solely by the
quality of his or her work. Did he personally discriminate against people as the
artistic director of the theater? If so, it would have been necessary to fire his ass. But if his attitudes
didn’t translate into actions, then they were just him exercising his right to free
speech. What do they say? It’s easy to tolerate nice, non-threatening opinions.
By the way, the point of free speech isn’t to do
bigots like Mr. Eckern any favors. It’s because in the end, we’re all better
off. History shows that the best — really the only — way to defeat bad ideas is to confront and debate
them, not to suppress and censor them.
Are there exceptions? Maybe. The Supreme Court has
ruled that our right to free speech doesn’t extend to the right to yell “Fire!”
in a crowded theater (potentially causing people physical harm). I think author
Orson Scott Card’s paranoid anti-gay rantings — and his suggestion we may need
to overthrow the government if it ever grants same-sex marriage rights — come
awfully close to that. But in the Monkey’s opinion, giving money to the Yes on
8 campaign doesn’t even come close to reaching the level of Card’s delusions.
Now that being said, the Monkey is furious at the sudden backlash against the fact that we gay folks are finally exercising our rights to free speech by telling folks like Mr. Eckern exactly what we think of their opinions. Confronting the man and debating his
beliefs, protesting peacefully outside his church, and even boycotting the theater where he worked is not "harassment" and it's definitely not religious discrimination. You can't inject your religious beliefs into the public sphere, trying to impose them on the whole country — but then bristle and withdraw back into your church and cry "religious discrimination" when someone tries to debate those beliefs!