Attention Aspiring Actors: HBO Needs Someone To Flash His Penis On "Game Of Thrones"
It's not a big secret that Lena Headey used a body double on Game of Thrones this season for Cersi's humiliating naked walk through the streets of King's Landing. But it appears HBO has a habit of hiring actors just to parade their junk on the hit series.
An "urgent" casting call from back in September was posted on Reddit this week, looking for a male, age 25-50, to "flash his genitalia and shout 'I'm a Lannister! Suck me off!"
There's so much goodness in this ad, we don't know where to begin: Maybe with the fact that if you got the part you had to fly to Croatia with less than 24 hours notice? (Croatia in October? Brrrr...)
Or maybe that the part requires "no genital abnormalities or piercings"? And "looking for someone with pubic hair."
Or that it's an Equity role?
We're not mocking the gig, mind you: $2,200 to do what guys do on Grindr for free is nothing to sneeze at.
