There is a bunch of vacant staring on this program.
I have never in my life seen an episode of The Bachelorette or The Bachelor, so what better time to start than with the three hour finale last night! Unfortunately, we could only make it through two hours, and fell asleep for thirty minutes of that. See our thoughts on the episode below.
- Wow this is some soft intro lighting.
- Arie is cuter than Jef.
- Emily must go through tons of ChapStick.
- And she fake cries a whole bunch.
- Is Curacao where they filmed Cocktail?
- She has a kid?
- Does she have a suite with a private pool? If so, can we be the Gay Bachelor?
- It would be awesome if one of these dudes fell in love with Emily’s mom. OR BROTHER!
- Oh, the brother is engaged. Boo.
- Jef is very nice. He also looks like a teenager. From the fifties.
- Emily’s mother looks very, ummm, rested?
- Emily’s brother has absolutely no sense of humor and scares the shit out of us.
- It is kinda creepy watching scary brother and teenage look-alike Jef having a heart-to-heart.
- The dad just gave away his daughter to Jef without really speaking to him at all.
- This kissing is gross.
- I liked this Bachelor Pad show better when it was called Real World Road Rules Challenge.
- Wait, Jef is cuter.
- Emily’s mom needs her own show.
- Did Emily’s brother just smile?! Progress!
- Did people just laugh at Ernie in the studio audience? Do people find him funny?
- This audience will laugh at anything.
- Ugh, more gross kissing. I wonder if we’ll see an Abreva commercial?
- We have to disagree Emily, most people wouldn’t want these two. At all.
- Is Ernie’s wife allowed to speak? Ever?
- Why does Emily look so different when her hair is pulled back?
- Can we not introduce two grown men to a child on national television? Please?
- Please don’t get engaged Emily. Also, have your mom call us.
- Can Emily marry Chris Harrison?
- “This whole beach. Just us.” … And an entire camera crew. Good call Jef.
- Jef says “like,” like, a lot.
- Those were totally not all the roses Arie received from Emily in that ugly box. Half of them would be dead. LIAR.
- This beach conversation is boring as hell.
- Oh good, we’re surprising the child with a visit.
- This Jef and Ricki meeting is weird.
- Jef looks better with his shirt off.
- Wait, does he not get his hair wet?
- Fell asleep for 30 minutes trying to watch that dinner. Sorry.
- Why is Arie crying?
- Ha, he got eliminated. Loser.
- Are these women crying? Get a grip audience ladies.
- New Connie Britton show!
- There is a man in the audience. Really?
- This Ashley lady is a Bachelorette expert? What a noble profession.
- More experts? Really? We may fall asleep again.
- Neil Lane cannot be getting anything out of this process. Save your rings buddy.
- Emily’s dress is horrific. And Jessica McClintock we assume.
- Here comes the engagement.
- You know what, we give up. Maybe you’ll get engaged, maybe not. We can’t stomach this any longer.
And there you have it.
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