As is the tradition, this week's episode of Bad Girls Club starts where the last left off. That is to say, mid-punch: Sarah had confronted her new roommate Gina (a.k.a. Gigi) for being "fake." (Do a shot every time someone says "fake.") And then Gina/Gigi retorted with her fist. Y'know, Thank God summer is over: After all this sunlight, I could use all the shade the Bad Girls can deliver.

The House vs Sarah:  The plot of this episode centered on the house deciding that Sarah intentionally started "drama." (Do a shot every time someone says "drama").  The girls decided that Sarah needs to go, so the other six called a meeting to clue her in.

I'd like to remind you all that Bad Girls Club is not actually a show in which planned eliminations are a prominent part of the narrative structure. You don't vote people out on Bad Girls Club. There is no lip-syncing for your life. These women just decided that Sarah needs to go. So Sarah's reaction (“Ok, well, I'm not going home.”) is actually reasonable.

Vagisil vs Their Customers:  I've commented on my scorn of Oxygen for their nasty commercials before, but these Vagisil spots really going out of their way to make viewers uncomfortable. Nevermind the fact that Bad Girls Club is essentially one long commercial for Vagisil—something's gotta relieve these girls of the feminine itches that most surely plague them—but opening a commercial with the line "Not all washes eliminate feminine odors," is just plain shady.

Girl, if you can't get rid of that stank even after a wash or two, you do not need Vagisil.  You need a doctor.

Mimi Vs Justin Bieber:  We get it Mimi. You totally banged Bieber while you were both on molly at that Skrillex concert and you definitely sext about it on your Androids between games of Candy Crush. But if you think for a second that we believed you made up the joke, "What do you call a guy with a one inch thing?  Just-in," you're a shady bitch. We all know that they hired a writer for that one.  (Hey Oxygen, you can hire me too, if you want.  I'll send over my resume.  Hit me up!)

The House vs Sarah (again):  After a photo shoot, the girls return home and continue to "conversate" (do a shot every time they say "conversate") about how they all hate Sarah. Gina/Gigi and Sarah start to go at it again, but Gigi tags out with Jazmone, who throws the first punch. That is some Marvel Vs Capcom Super Street Fighter Tag Team Edition shade.  I was sort of hoping two health bars would appear over their heads so I could figure out who was winning. Of course, the end credits start rolling the second the Jazmone's fist connects, which leaves our asses waiting until next week to figure out who launches the first hadouken.

So, did you take all those shots?  Are you dead?  If not, see you next week!

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