We did it!  We made it through the entire season of Bad Girls Club Miami!  Even though there's no prize given to BGC's bad bitches at the end of each season, it always feels like an accomplishment to complete Oxygen's gauntlet of feminine cruelty.  So congrats girls.  And, congrats readers—We did this!

Oh, right, but also: SHADE.

The Producers Vs The Bad Girls:  After the girls unilaterally declare war against Hailey, taking turns beating her drunken face, security finally steps in.  Once everyone has recovered the producers step in to announce that each girl will be fined for their unprecedented meanness.  What this fine consists of is never clarified, but watching the producers scold the bad girls like they were misbehaving schoolchildren was worth the price of admission.  This might be one of the more serious 4th wall breaking interventions in reality television history.

Of course, this doesn't discourage the girls from throwing all of Hailey's clothes into the rain the next day.

Of note:  Between beatdowns, Hailey stopped to twerk for a minute while oozing blood from her mouth.  It was pretty macabre.

Tiana + Jazmone Vs The Producers:  Unhappy with being reprimanded, Tiana and Jazmone walk off set and begin packing.  They try and get sympathy from the viewers by talking about how they've worked so hard and survived so much to be here, but I haven't conveniently forgotten the fist throwing that occurred only moments before.  (Hailey might not remember, because of the liquor, but I remember!) You girls suck.

Mother Nature Vs Tiana + Jazmone:  Stephanie gives an impassioned speech about how the girls should stick it out til the end of the week because reasons.  A poorly animated lightning bolt descends from the sky to emphasize her point.  "You have to listen to Mother Nature!" says Stephanie.  Gaia is the baddest girl of them all.

Hailey's Mom Vs The Bad Girls:  When Hailey describes her mistreatment over the phone, her mother responds with an eternally awesome tirade:  “Get a lighter, put it in front of hairspray, and set those bitches on fire. I will get an umbrella and shove it up their asses. I will sodomize them.”  Lady, you're scaring me.  And I like it.

Shortly after, the show closes out with a generic exit montage where each bad girl is picked up in a monogrammed limo.  While the scene was totally predictable, I thoroughly enjoyed how the ladies would twerk at each other instead of waving goodbye.

And thus ends Season 11 of this exploitative garbagefest. Check back for the reunion special next week!