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New Barneys Spring 2015 Ad Campaign Is All About Cougars And Naked Dudes

Barneys New York certainly knows its core audience—ladies of a certain age who want to grab life by the... baubles.

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In the retailer's new spring-summer 2015 campaign, shot by legendary lensman Bruce Weber, MILFy models like Christie Brinkley, Elaine Irwin, Pat Cleveland, Brooke Shields and Veronica Webb cavort with hunky male models in the skimpiest of outfits (and sometimes less).

Check out highlights from the campaign, below.


We hate to tell Veronica Webb those boys seem more into doing her hair than seducing her.


We might need a checkup too, Christie Brinkley, if we were rolling around with those guys.


Like Elaine Irwin actually eats.


When we said make sure he wears a rubber, Stephanie Seymour, that's not what we meant.Barneys-New-York-Spring-Summer-2015-Campaign-Advertisement-Photo-Shoot-007

That's one handy man


We're guessing these shots were just Weber giving himself a little treat. (We approve, BTW.)

Suzanne Bartsch is always ready to party


Brooke Shields is one tough motherBarneys-New-York-Spring-Summer-2015-Campaign-Advertisement-Photo-Shoot-008


Pat Cleveland is giving us star quality


Hello, sailor!

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