Beard Bouquets Are Officially a Thing for Valentine’s Day

Clip-on blooms are designed for all-day chin comfort.

Looking for a buzzworthy accessory to wear to Club Hive?

Firebox

Well, it’s all about big blooming beards for boys this coming Valentine’s Day, People reports.

Because real flowers are less durable and practical, Firebox is now selling a set of nine clip-in faux red roses that “won’t tug or pull,” specially designed for all-day chin comfort.

Firebox

To be fair, Portland pals Brian and Johnathan, collectively known as “The Gay Beards,” have been glittering, festooning, and sticking stuff—including flowers—in their facial hair for years, but are beardy blooms finally going mainstream?

Beard Bouquet retails for $14.99.

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