Russian Orthodox Priest Claims Growing A Beard Protects You From Turning Gay

He's obviously never seen a glitter beard.

A leader in the Russian Orthodox Church is urging men to keep their beards to “protect themselves from homosexuality.”

Metropolitan Kornily, primate of the Russian Orthodox Old Believer Church (RPSC), claims that shaving is more likely to make a man become “corrupted” by same-sex attraction.

“God set down certain rules. The Lord created everyone with a beard. No man can resist his creator,” Kornily told Russia’s government-owned National News Service. “It’s made a monstrous thing to see men’s clothing and hairstyles changing.”

Kornily regretted that beards have “completely disappeared from the Catholic West”—suggesting he’s never set foot inside a Apple store, hipster bar or co-working space.

We also have to wonder what Kornily’s take is on Harnaam Kaur, the 25-year-old Sikh woman with a full beard, who’s become a model and activist for body positivity.

I grew up watching America's next top model, and i admired @tyrabanks whole heartedly. I always wanted to be like the pretty models, so i remember copying the way they posed and walked. I grew up being told i was to fat, ugly, and disgusting to even model. I was told i'd never walk the runway. I used to look at models and tell myself that i will never ever be able to do what they are doing. I am not pretty enough or beautiful enough and i dont have the 'right' body type. I was laughed at when i said i wanted to model. Jokes on my bullies. I was lucky enough to walk for @mariannaharutunian as the first bearded lady to walk for a celebrity jewellery designer. I was humbled to be the first model to walk and open the show for #royalfashionday with the portrait of the legendary #davidbowie looking down on me! Every path is my runway! Walk with your head up high and ooze confidence always! Xx (my lifes quote) Dreams do come true! A huge thank you to @usfashionsource and @mariannaharutunian for scouting me and allowing me to walk for the jewellery brand. ?- @jamesalexanderlyon thank you James for capturing a precious moment. Jewellery by @mariannaharutunian Shoes- @jeffreycampbell spiked lita boots Makeup – @loribeemua Dress- @angeshowroom #harnaamkaur #mariannaharutunian #lorrainerobledo #londonfashionweek #lfw #royalfashiondaylondon #royalfashionday #beardedlady #bearderwoman #harnaamkaurdoesrunway #harnaamkaurdoesfashion

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