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The completely unreliable and in no way reputed Twitter folk have spoken and claim Beyonce has given birth to a baby girl, Tiana-May Carter. Probably completely false and in no way grounded in reality but hey, it is all anyone seems to be interested in during this slow, slow news week.

If it is true we offer our congratulations, if it is false our apologies for continuing to perpetuate the Beyonce Baby Hysteria.