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Book It: Who's Your TV Alter Ego?

This is your next party topic: Are you more Buffy, Willow, Xander, Angel or Cordelia? Finally, you can know for sure... A cocktail might help the research.

Summer reading needn't be a solitary exercise. The festive new tome, Who's Your TV Alter Ego? (which is self-described as "The Ultimate Television Character Personality Test") by elusive author Noah Lusky, is a book meant to be shared. Out loud. With friends. And if cocktails, snacks and rowdy attitudes are prevalent, all the better.

The book offers up the chance to (sort of) scientifically define which of your favorite TV characters you're most like. Meaning, if you were a character on Grey's Anatomy or Ugly Betty, who would be? (Of course, if T.R. Knight and Michael Urie are reading this, they know already...)

There are over 52 TV shows to choose from, from Gilligan's Island to Scooby Doo to Seinfeld to 90210 to The Sopranos to The Simpsons to Heroes. I took the quiz with a bunch of friends while hanging on a sailboat cruise a couple of weeks back. From Sex and the City? I'm Samantha. From The Golden Girls? Blanche. Heyyy... I can't help it. I'm friendly! (Though from the Strangers With Candy crew, I'm Mr. Jellineck. Wha...?)

More TV Alter Ego intrigue after the jump!

Mystery author Noah Lusky is somewhere at this party... Where's Jessica Fletcher when you need her?

So many alter egos, so little time...

Who's Your TV Alter Ego? is getting good buzz. It was blurbed in gossip queen Cindy Adams' column yesterday. And last night it gave me a buzz (or maybe that was the vodka martini) at the book's release party in NYC. I trolled around the Remote Lounge on the Bowery amid TV screens, stacks of the cool book and foxy New Yorkers, and I hoped to get a glimpse of the author Noah Lusky. But evidently he's as much of a mystery as Frasier's Maris or Cheers' Vera.

Cheers, beeyotches! Good luck figuring out who's who!

Anyway... Can't write more. I gotta figure out which judge I am from America's Next Top Model. Back up, Janice! This may get ugly.

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