Bootylicious Bryan Hawn Parodies Beyoncé’s “Pretty Hurts”


Bryan Hawn, or at least Bryan Hawn’s ass, may look familiar to you and that’s because homeboy has pimpin’ those cheeks on YouTube in “parodies” of pop songs including Sia’s “Chandelier “and Miley’s “Wrecking Ball.” In his latest buttastic video, Hawn lets the boys out for an homage to Queen Bey with “Pretty Hurts”– yeah, it looks like a real pain in the ass…rimshot, anyone?:


For more cakes than a bakery, check out Bryan Hawn lip-synching to Beyoncé’s “Pretty Hurts” and then get lost on his YouTube channel since your day is more or less fucked.

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Lester Fabian Brathwaite is an LA-based writer, editor, bon vivant, and all-around sassbag. He's formerly Senior Editor of Out Magazine and is currently hungry. Insta: @lefabrat