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[caption id="attachment_43932" align="aligncenter" width="607" caption="The Standard check-in dude. And yes, that's Samantha's face reflected in his pecs."][/caption]

Is The Standard hotel a bit of a name-dropping star-f*cker, sure. But a fun one. Much like its owner, Andre Balazs, who introduced the brand with its Sunset Boulevard location in 1999. So what does a hotel chain that stars in more movies a year than Jessica Chastain do when it feels like it's not getting enough attention? Well, how about putting together a reel of its appearance in movies?

The clip show includes hotel cameos of all four locations -- starring alongside celebrities from Sarah Jessica Parker to Brad Pitt, Russell Brand, Kate Moss (naked, natch), Michael Fassbender (not naked, grr) and even Stewie Griffin. What are these people doing at the hotel? Mostly having sex, looking for sex, running from the law or trying to kill themselves. The usual.  Oh, and there's usually someone hot and shirtless involved. But if you've got it, flaunt it Mr. Balazs..right?

Here are some highlights...

[caption id="attachment_43933" align="aligncenter" width="607" caption="The SATC ladies do a Ru-worthy runway walk at the Standard in Hollywood."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_43953" align="aligncenter" width="607" caption="Brad Pitt seriously needs to tidy up before checkout."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_43940" align="aligncenter" width="607" caption="The Standard New York (as realistically depicted on Family Guy)"][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_43941" align="aligncenter" width="607" caption="Stewie and Brian check in at The Standard; Stewie looks skeptical."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_43943" align="aligncenter" width="607" caption="Whatever they're on at The Standard Miami, we want some."][/caption]

[caption id="attachment_43944" align="aligncenter" width="607" caption="You never know what's going to pop up poolside."][/caption]

And here it is, for you consideration...The Standard.

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