You're familiar with the X-Men's Dark Phoenix and Storm, but did you also know they're capable of destroying a stage by performing choreographed dance/fight routines to EDM anthems?

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The sickening drag divas in the clip below (Stripperella as Phoenix, Danny Cowlt as Storm) will give you life time and time again, as they perform the greatest comic-book drag routine in history at Blue Space nightclub in São Paulo.

If the impressive costuming doesn't slay you in the first minute, just wait for the visuals, the flying, and that insane rotating stage!

There's never been a more appropriate time to scream "yes gawd!"