Want a job working for Britney Spears? Well you better be ugly and gross and smell bad because she will not stand for any attractive people around her. Get it? It’s because she has such awful self-esteem and is a crazy person.
Time for Wacky Weekly Wednesday folks.
This week we again turn to Star, whose masthead is likely lighter after they ran a cover story last week about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s break-up. Or maybe not, they are still running with that story and saying Jen needs to get out now. But our apologies, Brit Brit is our focus today.
The scholars at Star spoke to an X Factor insider who claims Britney ”insists that all the people working for her be unattractive.” Those people being her “beauty team consisting of a personal manicurist, facialist and massage therapist.”
We asked a Britney expert their opinion, and they had this to say; ”Are you calling Demi Lovato ugly?” See his Britney GIFs here!
If we were Britney’s employees we would sue for being called ugly.
And, given Star‘s track record, we assume this means we will be seeing a photo of Britney and her gorgeous employees this Friday.