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Britney Spears Just Wants "A Really Hot Nerd With A Really Big Penis"

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Britney Spears returned to bless the Axis Theater stage at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas on Saturday after her extended holiday break, and absolutely killed the newer, bigger, and totally better version of her iconic "Piece of Me" residency.

Aside from switching up the set, the track list, and many of her costumes, the Queen has been performing at full force and, if you don't believe me, just take a look at these side-by-side comparisons of her 2011 Femme Fatale Tour vs. her new "Piece of Me" performances:

And along with all the changes apparently comes a friskier Britney Jean.

At the show on Sunday night, the *single* pop icon reached the point in her show where she invites a fan on stage to literally be her bitch.

She usually just picks any rando near the front row to walk around stage on the end of a dog leash, but on this particular night, Britney had something else on her mind: "I'm looking for a really hot nerd...with a really big penis," she announced.

My god, PREACH! Who doesn't want a hot nerd with a big penis?

This is why we love Britney. Plus, we're glad to see she's thinking about the D again after her comments on the "Piece of Me" stage in August, when she declared that "men, frankly, can suck my fucking toe."

Britney's rebirth comes amid hype for the brand new B9 album, which she promises is "coming soon."

"I have a new album coming out soon, so it's just like a taste of what's to come," she recently told Mario Lopez of the changes to "Piece of Me." "The new stuff isn't actually in it yet, but there's a lot of surprises. There's a lot of new costume changes. There's a lot of new surprise songs in there from other artists I really respect. There's a lot of prop changes, and there's more to come this year that's gonna be changed."

Couple that with the pseudo announcement of her upcoming single "Just Luv Me," and it's official: 2016 will be the year of Britney.

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