Do you ever read a headline and think, "Well this makes too much sense."

Everyone's favorite Working Bitch, Britney Spears, told KISS FM her choice for the male lead in the upcoming adaptation of  50 Shades of Grey: "I love James Franco. I think he's really cool."

Producers are on the hunt for a new star after Charlie Hunnam dropped out of the project—even though Once Upon A Time star Jamie Dornan is rumored to be the frontrunner for the role—but Spears' suggestion isn't exactly off-base.

Franco is no stranger to kinky sex but we kind of think playing a top in a BDSM mommy-porno isn't avant-garde  enough for him.

"Avant-garde" means "weird," Brit