Now that Britney Spears has given up focusing her days on Starbucks runs, she is concentrating on judging people on X-Factor.
Since we strongly support judging others — particularly when you are judging them on something you can only do with the help of auto-tune — we enjoy watching Britney do her thing.
As we saw in the first X-Factor promo, Britney’s no Paula Abdul. She’s not afraid to say things like, “I want to know who let you on stage.” But unfortunately, that was the only insult we heard in this promo, which instead shows her complimenting a singer by saying she would love to wake up with him in the morning. (She skips a beat and pretends this was an unintentional double entendre … or maybe she’s not pretending. It is Britney after all.)
Regardless, we hope the Simon Cowell side of Britney is the one she sticks with when X-Factor returns to our TV screens.
Nobody wants to see you doling out compliments Miss Spears. Embrace your inner bitch.