There are three rules when it comes to striking gold on the interwebs: 1. kittens, because kittens be cute, 2. someone failing miserably, because schadenfreude be cute, and 3. straight guys trying to do anything.

Davey Wavey knows that game all too well and in his latest video, the underwear-clad YouTube-lebrity asked some straight guys to explain gay slang. From "top" to "bottom," and all the "kiki" in between, these three bros try their best, bless their hearts.

Luckily, some things are universal.

Check out straight guys getting their Merriam-Webster on with some traditional gay slang, below:

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