A movie about two sisters, like the one coming out tomorrow called Sisters and co-starring Tina Fey as Amy Poehler, is great and and all, but you know what would be even greater? A movie about four sisters including Fey, Poehler, plus Broad City's Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer.

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While that feature film remains but a pipe dream, this mock trailer sure suffices.

In it, we meet a young Abbi and Ilana, delinquents with a rap sheet that includes vandalism, gambling and larceny.

Their fate changes when they meet Sister Tina and Sister Amy.

The girls are given anal beads rosary beads in attempt to set them on course before having their bongs ("the tool of the devil") confiscated. They do manage to get in their first Hail Mary, "especially impressive considering how Jewish we are," Ilana notes.

While the Broad City girls try to propose the idea of a movie with the four of them as sisters, Tina is quick to point that she doesn't think a lot of people want to see that many women talking at once. "I mean, look at The View."

Still, we can dream.

Watch the mock trailer we wish was a real trailer below.