Bromans is a gift from the gods of gratuitous male nudity.

In the new British reality series, which premiered Thursday night on ITV2, straight couples compete for crap as if they've been sent back in time to ancient Rome.

Before anyone could confuse Bromans for some sort of History Channel documentary, the eight gladiator wannabes were forced to strip naked in a colosseum within the first 15 minutes of the premiere, Attitude reports.

Modest crotch cuppage eventually gave way to full-out willies on the family telly! Because when it comes to trashy reality TV, Brits just do it better.

Scroll down for more NSFW-ish screenshots from the episode.