Legend has it that if the stars are aligned right in New York City you can find a legendary vogue crew performing sickening dips and spins on the subway.  While all New Yorkers bemoan the existence of "It's Showtime!" subway performers, perhaps if they were a little more fierce we wouldn't complain so much.

Enter the Candy Boyz, part of a new sketch comedy web-series called Black Gay University lead by Blunted Muse. Fronted by Dashaun Wesley (of America's Best Dance Crew's Vogue Evolution) and David Brandyn, these queens vogue and chant their way through a ride on the F train.

"We decided to make 'CANDY BOYZ' because making fun of 'subway candy sellers' is probably one of the longest running jokes in our 12 year friendship," Wesley told The Huffington Post. "We wanted to put our own spin on it. We also wanted to show how comfortable we were in our own skin and doing our own thing in front of millions of people."

But would you buy their candy?  We sure would.

Check out the video, below!