Yup, I'd agree. Intense. Ahem...

Wanna go to Brazil? Can't afford the plane fare right now? No matter! Just kick back and watch our little interview with The A-List: New York's handsome Rodiney Santiago and it's sort of a like a trip to Rio. Feel the ocean breeze! Get a little tipsy from his intoxicating accent. Be confused about what's being said. And end up doing something possibly embarrassing because it's all just so sultry and mystifying!

Yes, as we all prep for the arrival of Season 2 of The A-List New York, we got Mr. Rodiney to cruise by and offer his thoughts on last season and to update us about what he's been doing. (Think beach, underwear, family, repeat.)

And if you still find it all confusing, after the video, we've combined images with bits of the subtitled interview to make it all very clear. And who doesn't like nice pictures?

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Nice visuals always help make sense of things, right?

Here's basically what you need to know from Rodiney's interview.

Oh, it came. We all did.

You're very welcome.

Whoa. I want to, too. Is he talking about Season 2? Or... Um. Aw, who the hell cares???? Anybody else's jaw hurt?

Get previews and more video for the upcoming Season 2 of "The A-List: New York" at LogoTV.com. It's premiering on Monday, July 25th at 10pm ET.