Celebrity Twitterwatch: Halloween Hangover and Election Epiphany Edition

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Here at Twitterwatch, we don’t interact with the outside world directly, but report to you from the safety of an underground bunker in an undisclosed location. So we’re not exactly sure what everyone got up to on Halloween, and Election Day was most prominently marked by the end of the election commercials on television. Still, the stars seem to be quite interested in what’s going on for these events, so we’re going to take a brief look back with them.

Dave Navarro is an old school rock star. But as hot as he looks, he is, well, just slightly older than me. So we can forgive that he doesn’t party like a rock star every night, but will still get his freak on for a special occasion.

It’s been a while since I woke up with mascara in the corners of my eyes. Loving the “Next Morning Whorish Look”less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®


I’m going to go ahead an make the leap that this tweet from So You Think you Can Dance’s Travis Wall is in reference to his Halloween costume. If it’s not, then duly noted.

This may sound weird but God I love wearing a cup and jock strap Hahhahaless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


Probably in reference to this.

But he may have to admit he’s growing up. It happens to all of us, and Halloween makes it all the more obvious. First we run the neighborhood, then we go to bars, then house parties, and finally you stay home and hope you don’t run out of candy. He’s at stage three.

So I’m decorating for my Halloween house party tonight and trick or treaters are coming to the door. Made me realize… I’m an adult! Yikesless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


We didn’t get a costume picture from Matthew Mitcham, which really disappointed me, because he does some great costumes. But it sounds like he had some plans of some sort for Halloween. I hope Lachlan was involved.

Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! If you don’t, I don’t care, I’ll pull down your underwear ^___^less than a minute ago via web


Cassidy Haley is still young and hot, and part of that sexy Hollywood crowd that makes Halloween an entire weekend. Fortunately, he also owns a camera.


Who are your hot friends, Cassidy?

Next Page: Election night observations

If there’s one thing Bette Midler has never been accused of, it’s biting her tongue. So it should be no surprise the diva had a few words about the Republican rise to power this week.

Another Victory for Insanityless than a minute ago via web


If you’re looking for a bright side to the shift in power in Washington, D.C. this week, you need only look to the writing staff at The Young & The Restless. Tommie Casillo thinks his country may have new issues, but at least his comedy will be good.

Well, at least Stewart and Colbert will have great material for the next two years.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


It’s not that I don’t appreciate the importance of an informed electorate, and I’m sure Alec Mapa appreciates it as well. But both of us were pretty much sick of listening to the ads on television, which did nothing to inform anyone, though they did a lot to terrify people.

Who do I have to vote for to
never see another political ad ever again? #BoycottTargetless than a minute ago via Echofon


Jack Mackenroth wants to gossip. and not the nice, fun kind of gossip, but the dishy stuff, like which anti-gay Republican will be caught with a rent boy next. I like his style.

If you don’t have anything nice to say, let’s talk about Republicans.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


Michael Cudlitz is filming Southland again, so he may not be a cop, but he plays one on TV. And as a TV cop, I don’t think he would’ve minded if Prop 19 had passed legalizing pot for adults. After all, stupid people will drive impaired one way or another.

Guy on the news just said “do you really want the guy driving next to you to be high?”….. No, dick head, I don’t want him drunk either.less than a minute ago via Echofon


And while Seth MacFarlane wasn’t specifically referring to the election here, I can’t help but think that in the House of Representatives, many giant fish tanks are being installed this very minute.

Remember when all movie bad guys had fish tanks?less than a minute ago via Echofon


Next page: Things that make you sweat.

This looks like an appropriate place to dance.

Adorable Joe McElderry is promoting his album a lot. You’d think he’d be sick of the singing and dancing on demand, but he keeps turning out acoustic covers of songs for the web, and now he says he wants to dance spontaneously. Where do the young get their energy?

Why do i always get the urge to dance in a public place where it’s not possible haha!!! I think i have a problem!!less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®


Boy George goes off on musical tangents all the time, tweeting out a string of YouTube videos I don’t have time to watch. So I tend to miss it when he sends something else, something interesting. This stopped me in my tracks, because the situation is so surreal, it hurts my brain trying to picture it. Does Grace Jones sweat? Or get her hair wet?

Just swam with Grace Jones in the pool. She’s soooo camp! I live!less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPad


In a "make you sweat" category, adding Big Bang Theory’s Sheldon Cooper, PhD may be a stretch. But I’m not sure he ever does anything that makes him perspire, so talking about a soccer ball may be the closest we get.

Q: Since a carbon atom looks like a soccer ball, is it also full of air?
A: No, it’s fullerene. #nationalphysicsjokedayless than a minute ago via Tweetie for Mac


Gareth Thomas is off to London to do good. But he can’t seem to wrap his head around making trips for formal events as opposed to going to bang up against fit men on the playing field. Some people carry a blanket, he carries his cleats for security.

O ff to London today for the launch of LGBT history month at Twickenham.Seems weird going there without my boots.Maybe will take em anywayless than a minute ago via web


I have to admit, I was a little disappointed in the attached photo for Trevor Donovan, because the tweet certainly had my attention. And maybe a bead of sweat forming on my brow.

“Yes that is my crotch, & it does fit snug in these pants, thanks for noticing “……The last pic http://twitpic.com/31zgl5less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®


But all we get is a distant view and this expression.

Next page: Dog day afternoons and questionable food choices.

This dog is judging you.

If you’re a regular reader of Twitterwatch, you know some of our favorite tweets are conversations that Wil Wheaton has with his pets. The cats don’t let him publish much in the way of conversations, but Seamus is a pretty reliable conversation buddy. He does not, however, act for our amusement.

Dog: Hey, can I have breakfast? Me: You’re not going to set this up with something cute? Dog: Dude, I’m not your monkey. Just feed me.less than a minute ago via web


Trevor Donovan believes in the American dream, that you should work hard, be successful, and be rewarded for that work. In fact, he thinks you should be so successful that trickle down economics actually work for the first time in history.

Strive to be so successful that your dog can have a dog of their own.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


Busy Philipps is one of the greatest things about Cougar Town. I love how she brings her airhead with a heart to life. But if she had a dog, whe definitely wouldn’t be having this disgusting problem.

Ok. Located the rotting packaged meat(so so gross) in the back of my car but my car still smells like death. I may have to get a new car…less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


Still, I’m not sure that rotting meat isn’t a less disgusting option that what The Talk’s Sara Gilbert was eating when she went to Disneyland. Who dreams these things up, dentists with a mortgage?

At Disneyland… Just had peanut butter and jelly pizza. You’ve gotta really love peanut butterless than a minute ago via Echofon


While she was at Disneyland, she should have looked around to see if Dolly Parton was living next door. I love that Dolly doesn’t take herself that seriously, plus, I’m assuming she does live next door to an amusement park, since she owns Dollywood. I haven’t been since it was called Silver Dollar City.

I look just like the girls next door… if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.less than a minute ago via HootSuite


Next page: This and that.

Lance Bass is hosting the red carpet at the American Music Awards. And he’s taking your suggestions for questions to ask the stars via his Twitter and Facebook.

Hey guys! Check out this clip of Lance tellin ya where 2 go 2 ask ?’s u want 2 know at the AMA’s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dtiAxo7Dzcless than a minute ago via web


Cory Monteith is talented, and he’s pretty. Which is good, because things like this make me worry about just how bright the boy is. Then again, he’s rich and I’m not.

ZOMG, its true! @omgidothistoo: My mind was blown when I realized that the word ’bed’ looks like a bed. #idothistooless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


I know that Kurt Hummel is a tough kid. He’s been through so much on Glee that most kids would crumble. But somehow, I don’t think he should make idle threats, because I think Brittany would clean his clock.

If Brittany asks me one more time to touch “my sweet lady hands,” I am going to punch her with my sweet lady fists.less than a minute ago via HootSuite


Adam Shankman has been out as long as I’ve been aware of him. But he still knows how tough it can be to be out in Hollywood. And he seems truly proud of Ricky Martin for making that leap.

Never thought I’d see the day when I’d say this: Ricky Martin, you are bad ass! What a hero you’ve just turned into.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


Finally several people have pointed me at this quote from Seth MacFarlane. This is a false equivalency,and just doesn’t hold up. And I think Seth is way too smart to believe it’s a valid argument. Or he’s so entitled he actually believes it

It’s fine for movie characters to be Nazis, but not to say “gay”.less than a minute ago via Echofon


That’s it folks! We’ll be back next week with a batch of fresh tweets to meet your celebrity needs.

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