Celebrity Twitterwatch: Halloween Horror Edition

You may be missing the point of a mask.

Here at Twitterwatch we spook easily. We like to spend our Halloween behind the computer where it’s safe, not out with things that go bump in the night. Fortunately, other people like scary stuff, and we can experience a virtual Halloween without trying to pretend we can pull off the Sexy Fireman costume.

I thought it might be funny if Scott Evans went as the Human Torch or Captain America for Halloween, as some sort of ironic commentary on the fact that his brother tends to play dress up even when it’s not Halloween. But that might be creepy in hindsight, and homemade costumes are always in fashion. That’s a nice use of glitter, but it doesn’t leave much mystery.

My version of a masquerade. hide your identity or completely show it. :-) http://twitpic.com/31hrfxless than a minute ago via Twitpic


It’s nice to know that if Trevor Donovan (who as we have seen can pull off the Sexy Fireman costume effortlessly) even went on a murderous rampage, it wouldn’t be with a knife. Though I’m not sure this is a perfect comparison, because those juice boxes can be tough.

I don’t think I could ever stab someone. I have a hard enough time getting the straw in a juice box.less than a minute ago via TweetDeck


Conan O’Brien may not be harboring any rage issues over the way NBC treated him, but his kid seems to be upset about something. Of course we don’t know what the pumpkin was carved to look like – maybe it was Jay Leno, maybe it wasn’t.

As my 5 year-old son and I carved the pumpkin today, I swear I heard him say, “That’s what happens to snitches.”less than a minute ago via web


Wil Wheaton is a proud geek, but I had no idea that he was the kind of geek that got into the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Upon hearing that MTV was also eyeing a remake of the classic film, he had some scary words for the brass at the channel.

Dear MTV: Keep your dirty hands off my Rocky Horror Picture Show, or I will kick you in your nuts. I will do it nine times. My best, Willess than a minute ago via web


This strangely isn’t a costume.

I’ve been reluctant to feature out pop star Will Young as part of Twitterwatch, because I had no way to verify the account. But a recent flash of unusual pictures has been posted on the account, and they’re so not part of his public persona that I’m fairly confident that this is Will. And in the picture above, this is Will and his father, who keeps bees.

My father has bees…. We are not dressing up for fun (it was fun though) http://yfrog.com/7bkadejless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


Next page: Getting our gay on.

A little something for the ladies who like ladies.

There are very few celebrities out there as unfiltered as Rose McGowan. She interacts with fans, but if you say something she doesn’t like, prepare for a profanity laden response. One other thing I’ve learned is that Rose likes to go out to clubs, but never straight clubs. When she hits a new city she asks her followers which gay bars are hot so she doesn’t have to deal with straight boys groping her. And at home in Los Angeles, she evidently frequents Here Lounge, with ladies who like ladies.

Feet hurt. Dancing w/the girls who like girls at Here Lounge in West Hollywood http://yfrog.com/5ybadixjless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


Cheyenne Jackson visited Texas for unknown reasons, but seems to know how to queer up the land of steers. I can just see him in the back of a Hummer, singing along at the top of his lungs, swaying back and forth between two hunks.

Listening to “hard candy christmas” in a huge car with 2 giant men! Heaven. I LOVE TEXAS! the more steers & queers, the better!less than a minute ago via Echofon


Also singing along in the car was Chris Colfer, but he was broadcasting a concert to one lucky person in his address book. Always remember to lock the phone, Chris. You could broadcast something much worse than your lovely voice singing show tunes.

If you were just pocket-dialed by someone driving and loudly singing along to a Next to Normal soundtrack…I apologize.less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter


Now isn’t that just adorable?

That’s young Alec Mapa outside his high school. Now he’s carpooling with other dads and taking his own son to school. Growing up gay and bullied can work out just fine, once it gets better. An added bonus is you get to make conservatives squirm.

Gay dad multi racial carpool en route to Kindergarden drinking fair trade Nicaraguan cappuccino . We’re a Tea Party nightmare .less than a minute ago via Echofon


Young people today have no appreciation of their elders. If my body building, deep-voiced uncle Ben Patrick Johnson took me to a party and then flirted with an Olympic medalist in front of me, I’d be sneaking pictures of it onto Twitter and bragging to my friends.

Generation gap? My teen godkids are unimpressed that the silver-haired hunk I flirted with yest is Olympic diving legend Greg Louganis.less than a minute ago via web


Boy George is at one of those transition ages. There are a couple of them I’m finding as you grown up, when you don’t seem to fit in anywhere. It doesn’t just happen in high school, contrary to popular belief. I’ve been through more than one myself.

To gay for the wannabe str8 gays, too old, not cool enough, it’s too tiring to give a shit!less than a minute ago via web


Next Page: Living the glamorous life.

Don’t sprinkle that on your ice cream.

Matthew Mitcham can’t help but be adorable. I mean look at him, all the glitter he used to get ready for Adam Lambert’s concert. But what makes him so cute to me beyond the obvious is that he seems to be so normal. He’s always studying for his tests, or even just curled up eating ice cream – and feeling guilty about it.

Had icecream for the first time in ages tonight, but it felt too naughty so I dusted it in protein powder =)less than a minute ago via Echofon


Antony Cotton may play one of the longest running out gay soap characters, but that doesn’t mean life is all red carpets and champagne brunches.

You were all wrong! I’m out buying a new chicken coop. Yes kids, I’m that rock and roll…less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


Matt Doyle is also taking care of the animals, in this case his rescue pup Laila. I remember when he was waiting on Laila to get well enough to come home, and he was afraid he might lose her. Now he’s bathing her, and she’s lively enough to injure Matt with her dislike of baths.

Trying to give Laila a bath at home resulted in me breaking my pinky toe…it’s a long story…but what the hell do you do for a broken toe?less than a minute ago via Echofon


Miss Coco Peru is always fashionable, and no doubt glamorous, even when shopping at Costco. Just for the record Miss Coco, you should throw one of Sarah Palin’s books at the crass person doing this.

In Costco & a woman is looking in the mirror on the sunglasses rack & she’s popping her pimples. Should I say something? Or throw something?less than a minute ago via web


There’s something adorable about the idea that Russell Tovey is a bit of a slob. We don’t all have to be fabulous all the time, in our perfectly decorated homes in spotless condition. At least he has fierce taste in music.

I can’t be bothered to wash up.. I hate it… It is now a student pile up in my chalky steel sink.. Hideous xless than a minute ago via web

Finished washing up and cleaning the kitchen Put Henry Hoover over briefly and now listening to Rufus. A womans work is never done xless than a minute ago via web


Next page: But what about ME?!?!

Why not find a Prince Charming to pose with?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m thrilled to have Anthony Callea and Tim Campbell on American soil. But if they’re going to pose with Disney characters, couldn’t they choose Prince Charming? It would make my column more interesting.

Hung out with a really cool chick today….. you may know her??? http://twitpic.com/3176u6less than a minute ago via Twitpic


Chris Colfer asks the eternal question: Why can’t the DMV function like a social network, or even his agent with a headshot. Sadly, I’ve dealt with the California DMV, and they’re not the most accommodating folks to your needs.

Why is it so easy to change a picture for thousands to see, but so difficult to change a driver’s license just for me? #CrazyWorldless than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter


Cher is trying to get used to Twitter. She’s already answered why she doesn’t respond to people, and that’s because she’s only tweeting via text message and she doesn’t know how to reply to things. But what’s even more amazing to her is that anyone would impersonate her on Twitter, and how we couldn’t know that it isn’t her, with her unique tone.

My friend told me other people tweet as me! Am I naive ? wtf ? Only I really sound like me! Don’t mean that ” stuck up”less than a minute ago via txt


I’d take him in, but it’s freezing outside right now. Does anyone want to adopt him? Seems like a nice guy.

For adoption: freezing wht male, 41, house broken, gets along gr8 with others! New owner must live where temps never drop below 80!less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter


Besides, it sounds like he’s got a pretty nice place. And Jonathan Knight won’t even have to rake leaves if he’s in the flight path.

Some new neighbors come with loud dogs or crazy teenagers! Mine came in today with a helicopter, 4 cows, and a flock of sheep!less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter


Next page: This and that.

Rookieboy and Officer Cuddleybear get dangerous.

Guess what? It’s time to start taping new episodes of Southland! I really want to know what Rookieboy and Officer Cuddleybear have been up to. Well, I guess we know that they’ve been brushing up on their marksmanship.

Tomorrow , ………. First day back 2 #SouthLAnd. We have been resting 4 a year. I hope you R ready cause this sh*t is gonna get serious !!less than a minute ago via Echofon


I’ll admit it, Sue Sylvester scares me. But if she starts bullying Dr. Seuss, she and I are going to have a problem. Plus, I don’t think she wants to mess with the Lorax.

Why is it a crime to threaten cartoonists? I told Dr. Suess to stop using ridiculous words or I would seriously come after him.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


Her student, Kurt Hummel, has the same reaction I do every time someone tries to explain football to me. And the players don’t seem to appreciate the cheers I make up for the different positions.

Is there really a football position called “tight end”? That has to be some sort of joke.less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


Denis O’Hare spends more time acting than tweeting. He actually seems to spend more time ripping out spines of newscasters than tweeting. So I’m a bit curious what kind of commercial he could possibly be shooting.

I’m tweeting while shooting a commercial about. Tweeting …very meta-theatricalless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone


I’ve lived in Miami, and I understand what Dave Navarro’s talking about. It can be a chore to just walk around the mall when it’s 98 degrees and 90% humidity. Why wouldn’t you build everything with a roof and air conditioning in a climate like this? Maybe Jonathan Knight should move there.

The thing about Miami I can’t get with… A lot of it is outsideless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®


We’ve talked a lot about Air New Zealand’s Cuddle Class on this site, what with cutie skater Blake Skjellerup giving out free cuddles at Vancouver Pride in support of the offering. But I’m not at all sure who could find space to cuddle with the Hulk on those benches.



That’s it folks. Is there someone we’re missing? We follow a lot of celebrities, but sometimes they’re just so dull. If you think we’re missing someone fun, let us know in the comments.

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