Shouldn’t it be raining glitter?
Here at Twitterwatch, mostly what we watch is celebrities. We don’t really get out to the theater, or sit back in or recliners watching movies. We stare at a continuous stream of tweets, just hoping that something funny will cross our screen to share with you.
When Randy Rainbow, met Miss Coco Peru, he had nothing but good things to say about her show, which I’m betting means she had nothing but bad things to say in her show. But the fun kind of bad things, best said over martinis.
I assuming that Gavin Creel is talking about the opening of Pee Wee’s Playhouse on Broadway, but his phrasing made me giggle, because I’m 12-years-old.
was reunited with my Pee Wee tonight.
Poor Kurt Hummel keeps feeling more and more alone in his world. But even I have some understanding on how no one would show up to your party if it had the wrong theme. Who said that gays had an instinct for party planning?
I threw a “Goldie Hawn-a-thon” last week! No one came.
Meanwhile, Russell Tovey continues to play with stereotypes. One day he’s talking about being a regular bloke, and the next he’s squealing with excitement about seeing Legally Blonde the Musical. And you have to think, with those ears, he really enjoys a musical.
Off to Legally Blonde the musical tonight!!!! How butch!!? Can’t wait x
Geoff the Robot evidently gets to go home after he tapes the show with Craig Ferguson. And much like his voice unit, it sounds like he’s got a thing for the hot, sexy men.
Ideal Sunday nite. Sherlock and tweet dreams of tomorrow’s @craigyferg show with hunkalicious Mr Tom Selleck. Say it with me: Oh my…
Ross Matthews must watch a lot of HGTV. Because when he spots someone he knows shopping for a house, he makes it sound like it was inevitable.
It finally happened. I actually personally know the couple house hunting on HGTV. #FullCircle
Next page: Rushing around.
Morning and afternoon.
Sometimes you just need a clone. You’ve got too much to do, and there’s just no way you can possibly do everything and do it well. Unless you’re Matthew Mitcham, who rode this strange contraption to a party in the morning, then evidently won a medal in the afternoon. For the record, he’s not so great: I put on pants before noon today.
Yesterday. AM and PM. http://plixi.com/p/55716002
Aaron Carter meanwhile, thinks tweeting while working on music is multitasking. And he thinks he’s the first person to combine working an tweeting. What do you call what I do then, Aaron?
I’m Tworking!! Haha!! Tweeting & Working on Music!
This is Great!! Lmao
Twork!! That’s sounds like a good song! Hmm* ;)
Chris Salvatore is busy running errands, and I get why you don’t want the high beams on your car blinding the boys in WeHo. As for the high beams we’re used to seeing out of Chris, he spends enough time in the gym that I don’t think those can go away very fast.
Done at the gym! Now need to get my car lights fixed so I’m not driving around hollywood with my highbeams on haha
Busy Philipps isn’t just one of the funniest women on television, she’s also a busy mom who just wants to sleep in on the weekends. But small children and a time change make that extremely unlikely.
Kid woke up at 5:30. Next year, let’s all collectively decide to ignore daylight savings. Who’s with me?!
Cheyenne Jackson is easily becoming one the busiest men in show business. He’s hosting awards, guesting on Glee, he’s on 30 Rock, he’s doing charity work, and he’s letting his gay flag fly high the whole time. You’ve got to love him for it.
thanks for the quickie, hollyweird. back in NYC where the queer and the cantaloupe play. (apologies, just slept 2 hrs on a bumpy red eye)
Next page: Let’s talk about famous people.
Wil Wheaton’s rarely photographed cat: IS MAH DRAWER U CANT HAZ!!.
It doesn’t matter that someone is famous, they still get frustrated or star struck when they interact with other people. Take Wil Wheaton, who famously lives by the code "Don’t be a dick." His cat, however, doesn’t. And neither does Republican Mitch McConnell.
If someone punched Mitch McConnell in the face, I bet his jowls would swing around like those clacky balls on a desk for close to an hour.
Cher, on the other hand, had a lot of fun taping an appearance on Live with Regis and Kelly, which I assume we’ll see at some point. I love that Cher tweets and texts, but she hasn’t quite figured out the 140 character limit yet.
Had Really Good time taping Regis & Kelly this am ! It might sound silly cause I’ve been doing
Boy George is working with an icon these days. A new song with Grace Jones? Don’t mind if I do. But there better be a fierce music video for it, because I expect something epic.
Working on a track to record with Grace Jones, really excited, she’s a goddess!
Brett Claywell was in New York City running the marathon. While there he spotted Gerard Butler walking down the street and had a valid question. I mean, I know I would have tweeted if I saw Brett Claywell!
Just passed Gerard Butler on 34th street. Wonder if he tweeted that he just passed Brett Claywell.
Sean Hayes made Kristin Chenoweth cry. But before we get out the pitchforks and torches to protect our diva, it was a good cry. Look at what he said.
I think it’s official. @KChenoweth is today’s Julie Andrews. Love them both. But no one can vocally do what they do.
Rugby star Gareth Thomas will be in the United States in less than two weeks, so if you live in Los Angeles or San Francisco, look out for him. But last week he was at the Stonewall Awards where he was being honored. But while he may be the Hero of the Year, he was certainly impressed by Emmerdale’s Danny Miller.
Was great to meet @dannymiller19 whos acting of a gay male was amazing.Would love to do some projects with him.
Next page: This and that.
I’d look like a Yeti by now.
While Olympic speed skater Blake Skjellerup has been tweeting up a storm about men in spandex and his future husband Ricky Martin, he’s also been celebrating Movember, for men’s health issues. And it’s fairly easy to celebrate, because mostly you get your health checked (he’s a fine human specimen) and stop shaving. Of course, it’s more obvious for some of us when we stop shaving.
I admit to having just the tiniest crush on Robbie Amell, who stars on Nickelodeon’s True Jackson, VP. He’s also Fred in the new live action Scooby Doo on Cartoon Network, and has abs that just won’t quit. But I’m suddenly more impressed when he realized he’d made Perez Hilton’s gallery of "Stars We Wish Were Gay but Are Straight." He took the minor crush in stride, and just decided to wonder why some buddies were missing.
Perez Gallery – Straight Actors We Wish Were Gay: http://bit.ly/cfv2BA
What about @NIC4NAC right chuborama!?
Meanwhile, I’m unsure if Steve Amell is a brother, cousin, uncle or what, but Robbie’s called Steve "family" so it’s not just a shared last name. And when the Dante’s Cove alum emerged as a contender for Spartacus (even if you guys voted no), they were both proud to make Perez’s lickable list in the same week.
Aussie comedian Josh Thomas took the high road at a recent show, which his audience probably didn’t require. I know where he’s coming from though, because if I’m putting on a suit, and brush my teeth once I’m dressed, I’m guaranteed to mess it up. So mostly I just walk around naked. He should try it. I’ll provide personal coaching if he wants.
Did anyone at tonight’s show notice how much toothpaste was on my pants? I didn’t mention it so I didnt have to make a cheap jizz joke #jizz
And finally, Brittany always gets the best one-liners on Glee. But this one may be my favorite since she gave us "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" It’s a shame it wasn’t on the show though.
Maybe dinosaurs aren’t extinct, they’re just way smaller than we thought.
That’s it folks. We’ll be back for another round next week.