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Chance The Rapper Delivers Extra Large Sausage In “SNL” Porno Spoof

He also brought dessert: “100 pounds of chocolate.”

Frick yeah.

In a recurring sketch on last night’s episode of Saturday Night Live, Grammy-winning host Chance the Rapper played a horny pizza delivery guy who wants to make a babysitter (new cast member Heidi Gardner) his meatlover.

Unfortunately, the young girl being babysat (Aidy Bryant) doesn’t realize she’s in a bad porno called Skank Babysitter 17.

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“I gotta extra large sausage just for you,” he tells the babysitter. “Almost nine inches.”

“That sounds more like a personal pan to me,” says the clueless little girl.

The pizza dude also brought dessert: “100 pounds of chocolate,” he says, manspreading for the gods in short shorts and gesturing to his small yet toned frame.

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Oh, but he’s not just a delivery guy. “I’m also a masseuse, a bus driver, and a stepson,” he explains.

And it’s not long before a four-pepperoni orgy breaks out with the surprise arrival of a plumber, a handy man, and a UPS guy!

Watch the skanky sketch below.
 

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