YES!
Forget Anne Hathaway and Sally Field, the REAL competition at this Sunday’s Academy Awards? “Best Undressed.”
What’s that you say? Something about how “movies are a serious business” and “that is only a category in my dreams”?
Well, that’s what we thought too. And then we checked out the full list of Oscar presenters and noticed that the following four hotties (who, as a collective, are pretty fond of showing off their bodies) are all part of a “special appearance.”
Your nominees are:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Daniel Radcliffe
Channing Tatum
and Charlize Theron
Uh-huh. I can smell the body gloss and Axe all the way on the East Coast: there’s a Magic Mike parody happening, probably in between the short film and sound effects awards. You can’t pull a fast one on someone whose recent google searches include “Channing Tatum black and white photos” and “existential meaning in Magic Mike?”
Believe me when I say:
- There will be tuxes.
- There will be snap pants.
- There will be teeny bowties.
- There will probably be a lot of sexual tension between Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Channing Tatum.
And with the arrival of this most blessed news, let us celebrate and “Pony” our way to happy hour tonight. Praise!
