Channing Tatum, Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Other Hotties To Strip At Oscars?



Forget Anne Hathaway and Sally Field, the REAL competition at this Sunday’s Academy Awards? “Best Undressed.”

What’s that you say? Something about how “movies are a serious business” and “that is only a category in my dreams”?

Well, that’s what we thought too. And then we checked out the full list of Oscar presenters and noticed that the following four hotties (who, as a collective, are pretty fond of showing off their bodies) are all part of a “special appearance.”

Your nominees are:

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Daniel Radcliffe


Channing Tatum

and Charlize Theron


Uh-huh. I can smell the body gloss and Axe all the way on the East Coast: there’s a Magic Mike parody happening, probably in between the short film and sound effects awards. You can’t pull a fast one on someone whose recent google searches include “Channing Tatum black and white photos” and “existential meaning in Magic Mike?”

Believe me when I say:

– There will be tuxes.
– There will be snap pants.
– There will be teeny bowties.
– There will probably be a lot of sexual tension between Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Channing Tatum.

And with the arrival of this most blessed news, let us celebrate and “Pony” our way to happy hour tonight. Praise!