H. Clinton straight up trippin’ America with some fierce ‘Hairography’
Thank gah the WaPo just published a 1000 word article examining the cultural defiance of Hillary Clinton growing out her hair! I had no idea she was even working on it. In the words of Robin Givhan, “Clinton, at age 62, has grown out her hair. And it looks quite nice.” Good thing our Secretary of State is smarter than Sally Draper!!
Now that Hill has some hair-protunities available with her snazzy long locks, it seems only fair to give her some fab options to try out. COMMENCE DRAGULATION.
You’re a star, baby. Ain’t nobody gonna take that away from you.
OPTION #1: “I DON’T NEED YOUR SH*T” HILLARY
More HOTT looks after the break.
OPTION #3: “WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU??!? I’M THE SECRETARY OF F*CKING STATE” HILLARY
OPTION #4: MESSY HILLARY
