Chris Brown Announces He Is Quitting The Music Industry, Much To Everyone’s Delight

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Garbage person Chris Brown, who we will say has an amazing voice and sick dance moves, has announced he is leaving the music industry, hopefully to fade into complete and utter obscurity.

Being Chris Brown though, the singer found a way to blame someone else for him having to make this decision — those stupid idiots in the general public who don’t like his behavior.

The singer just tweeted:

Don’t let the door hit ya’ where the good lord split ya’ bud.