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Chris Hemsworth's Giant Peen Will Be The Star Of The New "Vacation" Sequel

Yesterday, attendees at CinemaCon in Las Vegas got an eyeful of Chris Hemsworth's flesh hammer as the Avengers hunk popped up naked in a raunchy two-minute trailer for the next installment of the National Lampoon's Vacation series, titled simply Vacation.

As our friends at MTV reveal, the promo clip sees Clark Griswold’s grownup son, Rusty (Ed Helms), embarking on yet another trip to Walley World —this time with his own wife, Debbie (Christina Appelgate) and their two foul-mouthed sons. (Chevy Chase and Beverly D'Angelo are on hand, too, apparently.)

At one point in the clip, Hemsworth gets naked and flashes his mammoth penis—shocking Debbie, Rusty and moviegoers alike.

Given its mammoth-ness, we can only assume the schlong is a prosthetic, but it sounds like Chris is giving the movie the sex appeal Christie Brinkley provided in the original Vacation movie.

He's reportedly playing the good-looking husband of a now adult Audrey Griswold (Leslie Mann).

The trailer will presumably drop before Vacation hits theaters on July 31, 2015. We'll figure out a way to post it here, or die trying.

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