Chris Pratt’s Balls Are “Perfect,” According To Wife Anna Faris

We say prove it.

Chris Pratt is perfect in pretty much every way, so it’s really not that surprising to hear his balls are also “perfect” and “incredible.”

Pratt’s wife, Anna Faris, revealed the deets on her man’s manhood in a recent episode of her podcast, “Anna Faris Is Unqualified,” where Pratt’s Parks and Recreation co-star Aubrey Plaza was the guest.

“Have you seen my husband’s balls?” Anna asked Aubrey, who said no, but thought she maybe had seen them at some point on set.

“You would remember, because they are some sexy balls,” said Anna. “They’re perfect. They’re incredible.”

We knew it!

Matthew Tharrett is a writer, filmmaker, and above all else, a Britney fan. He once shared a milkshake with Selena Gomez.
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