Welcome to Wacky Weekly Wednesday, our new post where we find the most ridiculous report we can in the pages of a glossy magazine and present it to you for your enjoyment. We are not saying that the story is true or false, just that it is ridiculous. Oh, and probably completely false.
This week we are taking a look at Christina Aguilera.
Now Ms. Aguilera has gained quite the reputation for her reported diva behavior, but Star is putting all those former reports to shame with an article today that claims the singer has someone on The Voice massage her feet once every 30 minutes. That’s right, a foot massage twice an hour.
Oh, and she makes everyone else on set wait while she is getting ready, for up to two hours.
Star has long been a fan of Aguilera’s life, detailing her “booze and food binges” and “private hell” as she “sleeps all day and boozes all night.” Our favorite bit is how they spoke to a source who said, “Her dressing room is always littered with wine bottles.” The same source also said the singer “goes days without ever getting out of bed. She’ll have food brought to her, and she even drinks in bed too!” Sounds awesome.
So foot fetishists get in your job applications to be a PA on the set of The Voice. Oh and Star subscribers, maybe it’s time to switch to US Weekly. Or, you know, The New Yorker.