Cities With the Sexiest Football Players

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Football season’s just about to get underway and while that means your gentleman friend is probably about to start needlessly screaming at the television…a lot…it also means you get to watch a slew of hirsute men dressed in tights wrestling around with eachother. Also, post-game locker room. If you’ve been here before, then you also know that some teams have hotter players than others. Sorry not so attractive teams! And also, its fun to root for the guy you secretly wanna kiss and stuff. To keep you prepared, here’s a list of the cities who’ve got the sexiest footballers on their teams. When the teams from thesetowns play, it might be best to just let your honey do his screaming and focus on something else. Like all those perfectly crafted tight ends.

1—New York Jets

Who: Mark Sanchez, Tim Tebow

Doubling up the uniform only makes you hotter Mark Sanchez! (Getty)

Mr. Tebow's personal opinions shouldn't get in the way of his good looks. (Getty)

2—New England Patriots

Who: Wes Welker, Tom Brady

You can start by talking off the headset, Wes. (Getty)

Tom Brady is a model football player. Read that both ways. (Getty)

3—Seattle Seahawks

Who: Braylon Edwards, Russell Wilson

Braylon Edwards Of The NY Jets Hosts "The Diamond Life" At Cauley Ferrari

Braylon is dapper and handsome. Touchdown! (Getty)

Need a hand with that, Russell? (Getty)

4—Dallas Cowboys

Who: Tony Romo, Miles Austin

Well, Tony's at least one reason to root for Dallas. (Getty)

And Miles is the other. (Getty)

5—Philadelphia Eagles

Who: Trent Edwards, Brandon Boy, NEkin

New to the Eagles is this handsome man (Getty)

Brandon just scored the extra point with those eyes. (Getty)

6—New York Giants

Who: David Carr, Eli Manning

David can make the game heat up just by looking. (Getty)

Eli Manning is probably too cute for football. (Getty)

7—San Francisco 49ers

Who: Patrick Willis

San Francisco only gets one pick, mostly because Patrick Willis is hot enough for two. (Getty)

8—Miami Dolphins

Who: Reggie Bush, BJ Cunningham,

Oh Reggie. We've still a thing for bad boys. (Getty)

BJ. Really? Ok. (Getty)

9—Chicago Bears

Who: Matt Forte, Israel Idonije

Matt's got those looks only hollywood stars playing football players are supposed to have (Getty)

Israel, that smile. We melt. (Getty)

Matt Bell is a New York based travel and style writer who contributes regularly to Esquire.com and Essential Homme Magazine. He has also written for Out.com, Next Magazine, American Spa Magazine and was the Senior Editor for Genre Magazine.