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Clip-On Man Buns Are Here To Prove Society's Imminent End

They must be stopped.

Flashback to April 1, 2015: A fabulous April Fool's Day prank masterfully orchestrated by Asos announcing the creation of clip-on man buns. It was a hardy-har-har-inducing chuckle that lived and died within a day.

You probably thought that was the last of it.

You thought wrong.

Groupon (remember Groupon?) is currently running a sale on clip-on man buns.

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For just $9.99 you can have your very own black, brown, or blonde clip-in man bun (sorry redheads), "popularized by fixed-gear bicyclists and introspective Hollywood actors alike," according to Groupon. (I always saw Shia LaBeouf as more of an extrovert, to be honest.)

Valued at $65.34, you can carry around your very own tuft of synthetic hair at 85% off retail value (!).

Here's how to apply them:

1. Comb your hair back toward the crown of your head, in a similar motion to lacquering a reclaimed-wood coffee table

2. Attach the man bun to your natural hair the way the lay public attached itself to Arcade Fire

3. Use bobby pins to secure the man bun, decide bobby pins are too mainstream, use antique paper clips instead

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