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Colbert Explains How Homosexuals Caused Hurricane Isaac To Ruin RNC: Video

[caption id="attachment_67716" align="aligncenter" width="1024" caption="This is how hurricanes are born."]This is how hurricanes are born.[/caption]

Republicans may have successfully diverted Hurricane Isaac away from their little party in Tampa, but how do hurricanes form in the first place? "We know that bad weather is always God's punishment for man's moral failings," explains the Colbert Report's Stephen Colbert, "Hurricanes are caused by homosexuals, tornadoes are caused by adulterers, and hail is caused by people who snack from the bulk bin without paying."

It's simple science really. As Colbert elaborates, "Hurricanes form from rising moisture created by hot, steamy man action aboard a gay Caribbean cruise. Now, when that sin gets high enough it makes the angels cry."

Hurricane Isaac is pounding New Orleans after first making landfall last night, but at least we know who's to blame.

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