Colton Haynes made internet headlines this weekend when he brilliantly cryptically responded to a tumblr user's comment about his "secret gay past."

Whether he did or didn't come out (or was ever in) doesn't affect our admiration for this rising star.

Below, check out 9 things we love about Colton Haynes.

He kisses boys

In 2012, Colton visited Seventeen magazine with his Teen Wolf co-star Tyler Posey to teach readers how they can "get out of the friend zone."

The boys agreed that going in for the kiss is the most effective way of finding out if someone likes you back. (Note to self: Kiss Colton.) And that’s just what Tyler did when he planted one on Haynes’ impeccable cheek.

Couldn't you just die from Colton’s reaction? The cutest.

He doesn't mind a little nip slip

We’re usually firm believers in the old adage, “Don’t mess with perfection,” but when Colton Haynes pierced his nipple in 2015, we started to rethink our feelings about body jewelry.

Especially if it means we’ll get more shirtless selfies from Colton.

But he occasionally lets the fur come out

This is a revelation, since Colton is usually silky smooth. Seeing him with a little scruff adds a whole new dimension to our thirst.

Boy can sing

Actor, model, spokesperson—singer?!? What can’t this man do?

Warning: If you watch Colton covering "You Raise Me Up," you will may tear up. You may also spontaneous shed your clothes and lick the screen.

He comes strong on Halloween

After a strong showing as Princess Fiona from Shrek, Colton made a grab for the crown of Halloween Queen when he donned sea witch drag as Ursula from The Little Mermaid this past October.

OMGYG, don’t you just love a man who's secure enough to strap on a wig and prosthetic boobs? Never thought of Ursula as a turn-on before, but... Actually, no—still not a turn on.

He likes to stay clean

Many scenes from Teen Wolf’s early seasons took place in the locker room. More specifically, the showers.

It was just the right setting for Colton to show off one of his greatest acting assets: His body. You can really feel the emotion emanating through his biceps and deltoids.

Partial nudity is crucial to the Teen Wolf mythos. Perhaps it’s Colton's devotion to his craft that makes us love him most of all.

He does impressions

Armed with a duvet and what appears to some belts (?), Colton won our hearts once again when he re-created Jennifer Lawrence's 2014 Golden Globes gown on Instagram. Check out that décolletage!

Listen, Colton, if you think RuPaul's Drag Race might be your next big career move, let us know. We'll pull some strings.

He got cute friends tho

Maybe we can't get with Colton, but he can still introduce us to his fine friends—who include Grant Gustin, Andy Mientus, John Barrowman and Serena mutha-f$#7in' Williams.

He's a family man

Seeing Colton Haynes with his niece Wren—and her dads, Josh and Scott—makes us want to have Colton’s baby REAL BAD. Seriously, he loves his family and he’s good with kids?

Marry us Colton, MARRY US ALL!

Especially when you’re dancing to Hotline Bling on a Hoverboard. So. F-ing. Cute.