Colton Haynes Completes Costume Trifecta With Terrifically Terrifying Miss Piggy Look

You'll never look at The Muppets the same way again.

Colton Haynes has become known for his outrageous Halloween costumes, but this year’s look may just be his most insane yet.

After dropping jaws in 2014 with his Fiona costume from Shrek, and wowing us all last year with his Ursula look, the king of cosplay completed the trifecta by presenting us with an overly-sexual and highly-deranged Miss Piggy outfit that is permanently burned into our brains.

And let’s pull out for a full-body shot, shall we?

And a Miss Piggy look could never be complete without her beloved Kermit by her side.

Miss Piggy & Kermit. My OG @allymaki

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While gay men are stereotypically known for choosing costumes that show a lot of skin, Haynes goes the opposite route by piling on the prosthetics for his looks. But he still managed to get his swine shirtless by the end of the night.

Life is tricky baby, stay in your magic. Happy Halloween 2016

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And finally, sporting the end-of-the-night look many of us know so well, Colton poses topless by the dirty socks he was forced to walk around in after his Piggy platforms broke.

Me posing with my dirty socks that I had to walk in once my 8inch platforms broke & my top fell off. The best Halloween ever!!!

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All Hail the King of Halloween!

Happy Halloween piglets

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