Colton Haynes Is A Dirty Boy, Plus Matt Bomer Gives Back: BRIEFS

Plus prepare for zoombies!

Here is last week’s caption pic winner. This week’s caption pic is at the bottom of the page.

It's Monday! Time to pretend to give a shit… #relatable : @shay_will

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Thanks to everyone for participating! The winner is …. It’s a tie! Two captions received the same amount of votes, so both will share the crown this week.

“Um, do you remember when that little kid got his tongue stuck to the flagpole in that Christmas movie? Well…”

Thanks to dostka for this week’s winning caption!

“Porta-Hottie”

And thanks to geoff for this week’s other winning caption!


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Weekend Birthdays! Charlie Hunnam (above) is 36, Taylor Kitsch is 35, Robin Wright is 50, JR Bourne is 46, Cynthia Nixon is 50, Kristen Stewart is 26, and Vivienne Westwood is 75.


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John Barrowman’s wet-and-wild pool party was one for the ages. And who knew his husband Scott had those moves! (h/t Miz Liz)

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James Franco is turning the Mother May I Sleep With Danger remake into a lesbian vampire thriller.


Emilia Clarke dishes on Game Of Thrones co-star’s “perfect bottom,” “fabulous” member.


Bruce Springsteen cancels North Carolina show: “Some things are more important than a rock show.”


Planting Peace slams Mississippi’s new anti-gay law with hilarious billboard.

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IN OTHER NEWS

Colton Instagrammed this pic from Tyler Shields.

x @thetylershields

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Here’s the trailer for Zoombies, which will premiere on Fuse on Friday, May 13th. “When a strange virus quickly spreads through a safari park and turns all the zoo animals undead, those left in the park must stop the creatures before they escape and zombify the whole city.” I am so there.
 


NYPD takes fresh look at 90’s transgender murders in Harlem. Carl Siciliano, executive director and founder of the Ali Forney Center, an outreach group named after one of the victims, said he isn’t too hopeful for arrests because so much time has passed.

“The NYPD confirmed its Cold Case Squad has been tasked with trying to solve the murders of Dion Webster, Kevin “Kiki” Freeman and Ali Forney. Webster, who identified as a woman, was 21 when she was stabbed in the head in East Harlem in November 1996. Six months later, Freeman, 25, who also identified as a woman, was stabbed with a screwdriver in a building on W. 128th St.

Forney, who made personal appeals to police to solve the murders, according to Siciliano, was himself killed in December 1997, shot dead on E. 131st St.”


Meet two gay dads whose life plans totally changed because of love.

“Priscilla, just shy of her fifth birthday at the time and a child with special needs, could not walk or talk when Michael and Bruce Boden-Baumann first met her. Yet, she managed to speak deeply to both men with her soul-stirring actions. Both men, who were meeting with Priscilla and her foster Mom at the time, found themselves helplessly smitten when Priscilla earnestly scooted up to Michael and gestured imploringly with her arms to be picked up. Tenderly clambering up into his welcoming arms, she embraced Michael in a manner that spoke soft volumes to the hearts of both men and set the wheels in motion for a future that none of the three could have predicted.”

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Matt Bomer appeared onstage last night at the 5th Annual Reel Stories, Real Lives Event benefiting the Motion Picture & Television Fund.

HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 07:  Actor Matt Bomer speaks onstage during the 5th Annual Reel Stories, Real Lives event benefiting MPTF at Milk Studios on April 7, 2016 in Hollywood, California.  (Photo by Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images for Motion Picture & Television Fund)
Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images for Motion Picture & Television Fund
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 07:  Actor Matt Bomer speaks onstage during the 5th Annual Reel Stories, Real Lives event benefiting MPTF at Milk Studios on April 7, 2016 in Hollywood, California.  (Photo by Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images for Motion Picture & Television Fund)
Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images for Motion Picture & Television Fund

Here’s the Friday Puzzler! “Nature Walk”


And here’s The Weekly ShoutOUT™. Each week we’re going to focus on one out athlete/performer and feature a daily pic and career timeline. We’ll be showcasing the big names, but also the lesser-known gay and bisexual celebs who deserve more recognition.

This week our 160th ShoutOUT™ is to … Jay Armstrong Johnson

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Closing out our week with Jay, he’s currently starring as agent trainee Will Olsen on Quantico, which is apparently a show on ABC, or so I’m told.

 


Most Briefs lists involve the “best” or “greatest” of something, so for a change let’s switch it up, as Evil Snicks brings you The 30 Worst Music Videos Of All Time.

You’ll see debacles from major musical artists, as well as a few Youtube “stars.” Sure, it’s really easy to pick on desperate wannabes. It’s fun, too. But it proves that terrible can run the gamut from multi-million dollar productions to, well, a certain video named after a day of the week. You know the one.

At #21 is “Gimme More” by Britney Spears

Filmed during one of her troubled periods, the concept was obviously “Britney on a stripper pole, and the rest will write itself!” So they took 20 bucks out of petty cash, gave her some ill-fitting costumes, some random choreography and truly hideous wigs, and let the cameras roll for four minutes. The best that can be said is that it’s better than her disastrous “performance” of the song on the VMA’s.

 


Congrats to Miz Liz, who guessed that yesterday’s Pixuzzle™ © ® was Supernatural.

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Here’s today’s Pixuzzle™ © ®. Here are characters from a FAMOUS TV SHOW. Can you name it?

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Here’s your caption pic for this week. Drop your caption ideas in the comments (And please remember to keep the captions PG-13!)

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Today’s Briefs are brought to you by … This Furry Friday guy in a gold bikini from Charlie By MZ.

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