We're as bored as you are hearing friends talk about all the cute things their little rugrats do. But if they were as smart as Matt Clarke, our parental pals would reenact those precious moments with a full-grown man playing their darling offspring. In the clip above, Clarke's daughter Coco insists the one who's naked is the boss. Well, sure—that's how it is in our house.

Below, another battle of wills. AMC, can you please pick this up as a midseason series?