Some guys just have issues with masculinity, I guess. Me? I'm happy with a big pink cupcake with rainbow-hued sprinkles, thanks very much. BUT, if you're the sort of gay who likes to turn every endeavor into a testosterone-fueled denim-clad rad-bromance fantasy, have I got the baked goods for you!

NYC is getting its tool belt in a twist over the studly goods from Butch Bakery, an outfit that makes "cupcakes for manly men." Really. And while it all sounds very clever and gimmicky (duh) and methinks-some-queen-doth-protest-too-much-Mary!, the actual cupcakes sound darn tasty. And they have names worthy of Titan Media releases.

The Jackhammer (I think I have that DVD) is a cupcake with chocolate hazelnut filling and hazelnut buttercream; and the B-52 (with its camouflage icing top; ahem) is kahlua-soaked madagascar vanilla cake with Bailey's bavarian filling.

But wait... The Driller is maple cake topped with crumbled bacon (!!!) and loaded (!!!!!!!!) with milk-chocolate ganache (yes, you know you like having your ganache filled). And then finally, there's the Beer Run, wherein "butch meets buttercream in a chocolate beer cake with beer-infused buttercream topped with crushed pretzels."

Oh, it's all so ridiculous. And they deliver in Manhattan, Brooklyn and (yes) Queens. Orders are getting backed up, so... Plan ahead. Better yet, just do crunches with your bro-pals until they arrive. Dude.

Via GayListDaily.