Daily Buzz Bits: Clothing Lines for Everyone; More Natalie Portman!

The latest from Simian Mobile Disco, the duo behind “Hustler” – you’ve seen that video, right? – is an instrumental track for the floors called "Clock." – Pitchfork

Heidi Montag has an anti-high-fashion, anti-Lauren Conrad line of clothes out … somehow … and reminds everyone, "When we were in school, I was the designer, and [Lauren] was in, like, product development." – USmagazine

But this one, I could get in to: Whitney Port’s new party line, which I’m sure will be great, is called Eve & A. – PopCrunch

And finally, Robin Antin‘s show for her lingerie line – complete with my loves The Pussycat Dolls – left P. Diddy … flustered? – Page Six

For the upcoming New York, I Love You, Natalie Portman was on set in Brooklyn. Jeez – talk about ridiculously good-looking. – PopSugar

Gisele Bundchen and LeBron James posed for Vogue’s Shape Issue – and Gisele has odd comments, if you ask me. – Page Six

And to think I was making fun of a Tila Tequia spin-off! Paris Hilton’s My New BFF is real! – Dlisted