Jon Stewart and The Daily Show are back for the most wonderful time of the year — FOX News’ look at the continuing War on Christmas. And this year, it has gotten BAD!
You see, a few of them there Atheists in Santa Monica got the town to remove the nativity scene from a public area, and this upset all those angry women and men with shoe polish hair and overstretched faces over at FOX News. Remove a nativity scene from a public park?! The horror.
The annual War on Christmas segment really does, as the show points out, play like a game of Mad Libs for FOX News every year.
Mr. Stewart perhaps best explains how ridiculous this war is when he notes, “FOX News itself is located in midtown Manhattan, the epicenter of all that is godless, secular, gay Jewwy, and hellbound, and yet, even here, all around your studio, it looks like Santa’s balls exploded.”
And we must agree that Christmas is a birthday for Jesus, and how many birthdays last more than a day. Christmas basically starts in October these days, so if there is a war, Christmas is WINNING.
Watch the entire segment above.