Dan Savage stopped by The View today to talk about sex, particularly monogamy in long term relationships, and revealed that he and his partner, Terry Miller, are not in fact monogamous. Then, when asked how that works out for them, Mr. Savage sent the an audience of a hundred women into near hysterics.

Hysterics, and shock, as Savage explained to Jenny McCarthy:

When I cheat on my partner he's cheating on me at the same time at the other end of the same guy.

We will have this amazing video of lady heads exploding, Whoopi Goldberg in tears of laughter and Sherri Shepherd genuinely confused, the second we can get our hands on it for y'all.

Also, maybe on the plus side for Savage, he did then get propositioned by guest host Jason Biggs.