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Dan Stevens will not be returning for the fourth season of Downton Abbey it has just been announced, deeply upsetting the show's fans, Lady Mary and everyone else in the world except that bitch Edith. We know she is behind this somehow.

This of course means the show will have to find some way to get rid of Matthew, and right after he and Mary made it official. We assume he will not be going the way of Mr. Pamuk of course, as no woman should be forced to have two men die in her bed in one lifetime. That is how you get a reputation.

Maybe the show will do something similar to their Titanic storyline and have Matty die in some horrible historical disaster. Or be jailed for attempting to murder Edith.

There are a world of possibilities.

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