If you want 2014 to be the best year ever, you’d do well to look back at the choices you’ve made up to this point. In 31 Days of Confessions, we sit down with some of our favorite funny folks and get them to share their innermost secrets.

It's Wacky Wednesday, and Noam Ash and Austin Bening of My Gay Roommate are here to reveal their drag names, pop some old-school dance moves and disengage their gag reflexes.

After they strip down to their underwear and use the body mic as a nipple clamp, of course.